release the hounds.: Archive

children screaming. ick.

Aug 10th

2 finals to glory. 2 finals to glory. 2 finals to glory. glory=free time.

Dec 11th

Nov 23rd

i have a cat that confuses itself for a rodent. a rodent the size of 2 bowling balls. 2 bowling balls that have legs. legs that can’t move the bowling balls very fast… suggesting that if this rodent-bowling ball- cat had it’s legs removed it would move much faster.

Nov 12th

Wolf Blitzer’s real name is Ye’ev. Ye’ev is looking sharp this evening. I thoroughly enjoy that they have decided to use the 3 dimensional graphic of the white house with the candidates heads floating on either side of it. This year, the difference is, they admit that they have no idea where it is, just in case they walk into it again. I’m sure that scared some children...

Nov 4th

obamaobamaobama...

and then he appeared. paul is blogging this momentus evening… paulross.

Nov 4th

i will always prefer hyphens to commas. just wanted to get that out there.

Nov 1st

let's see how this one goes over.

i am minutes away from assembling myself. there is a pirate costume complete with wig chillin on my couch right now. don’t think i forgot the boots, oh no. they’re there. right next to the sword.

Oct 31st

open letters to snows.

dear Snow: “Informer” was and is still brilliant. dear snow: i would like to have the catastrophically beautiful winters you gave my childhood to happen this year. i would like rhode island to declare a state of emergency at least once, and not because we couldn’t get our traffic schedules together, and certainly not because of 8 inches. i saw what you were thinking...

Oct 29th